The Honorary Mayor of Sexytown ([info]shaftogigsville) wrote,
@ 2009-01-15 15:37:00
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"The Noughties" are almost over.
I just had someone tell me that the last decade was called "The Noughties."  I had no idea.  I'm fully convinced that the reason nobody's tried to define this decade as anything is because nobody's come up with a decent name for it.  "The 70's, The 80's, The 90's," the minute the decade clock ticked over, everyone fell over themselves to say how it had all changed.  Then we got to 2000, and there's a few feeble marketing stabs at "The New Millennium," and then that was the end of it.

The decades have always been defined more by presidents than by numbers, anyway.

The 50's started with Eisenhower and ended when JFK was shot.
The 60's started with LBJ and ended when Nixon was kicked out over Watergate.
The 70's started with Gerald Ford and ended when Reagan swept Carter out the door.
The 80's were the "Reagan Revolution" of God and Money... but I'm pretty sure the 90's started in 1989 with Bush Sr. and kicked in with first Gulf War. 
The 90's were all about Clinton, peace, prosperity, technology, good drugs and more sex.  And we thought the good times were holding on until...
The 00's began with 9/11 and the sudden realization that we had to take George W. seriously, and not because we had any good reason to.  "The Age of Irony is over," said one idiot Republican pundit, when in fact, the Age of Irony had just kicked in hardcore.

For me, this past decade has been a lot about working on my career and getting my brain sorted out, but as for the rest of the country, it beats me.  Culturally we've been a sea oatmeal and motor oil, functionally, we've lived in grind and fear. The war damn near wrecked us.  Music sucked, though TV was pretty damn good.  Underground culture was either ignored or mostly collapsed, depending on how you look at it.  All the girls in Playboy universally started shaving their pubes.  I don't know what we're left with, really.  Maybe it's because I'm too old now and think the music sucks.

I'm hoping Obama is signaling a new vibration in this country.  I hope the 'teens open with Dick Cheney getting butt-raped by a pack of wild dogs and the underground dance scene kicking back in with a truckload of heavy funk.

Hey, it could happen.




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[info]avice
2009-01-16 04:24 am UTC (link)
I turned on the tv today just in time to hear Bush say goodbye.
That was kinda cool :)

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[info]shaftogigsville
2009-01-16 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry I missed that. I also missed his last press conference, which I hear was pretty spectacular in its idiocy.

Thank da lord for youtube.

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[info]dangergirlv4
2009-01-16 05:07 am UTC (link)
Not bad E, not bad..

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-01-16 11:05 am UTC (link)
I actually found some awesome music this last decade: Arcade Fire, Decemberists, some new Tom Waits albums, 16 Horsepower, the Horrors, Beirut the band, Devotchka, the Bowerbirds, Nervous Cabaret, the Last Shadow Puppets, just to name a few.

I don't know if any of them have shaved their pubes though.

I should write and ask.

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[info]shaftogigsville
2009-01-16 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I was probably too harsh. I've actually found some decent music, too, but I realize it hasn't been sinking in the way it used to. Maybe I'm just too busy or maybe my brain has grown a protective outer shell.

What were your favorite albums of the past eight years?

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-01-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Your funny is never too harsh.

But I shall give you youtube links and you see if any of these make you stab your ears with cats:

Arcade Fire, Wake up from the album Funeral: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKC5pyOKFU

Decemberists, The Mariner's Revenge Song, from the album Picaresque: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsLQjMNX5Q

Tom Waits, Innocent When You Dream, from the album Blood Money: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMc0ok9_V7Q

16 Horsepower, Haw, from the EP album (okay this is from the 90's but I didn't discover them until 2003): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fq99hAyvw

The Horrors, She is the New Thing, from the album Strange House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTgOe9Uda54

Beirut, Elephant Gun Song, from the album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mqhkuOF7s

Devotchka, How it Ends, from the Lon Gisland EP :

Bowerbirds, In Our Talons, from the album Hyms for a Dark Horse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxudKL1IB6U

Nervous Cabaret, Grand Palace of Love, from the album Ecstatic Music for Savage Souls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzJ4MQf2ZFk

The Last Shadow Puppets, The Age of Understatement, from the album The Age of Understatement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGV8xCkpXjE

And when these guys fly to the moon on their pagan motorcycles, I always think of you fror some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtUI5MC9tVM

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[info]rikkisimons
2009-01-16 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Oops!

Correction, that was Beirut, Elephant Gun Song, from the EP Lon Gisland EP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mqhkuOF7s

and

Devotchka, How it Ends, from the album How it Ends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlnkQOexUSo

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[info]shaftogigsville
2009-01-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
This is a serious amount of youtubing, my youtubing tubemeister! Thank you for all the links. Now I have to go through all of them and completely re-evaluate my opinion of this entire decade.

Thanks a lot, Jesus!

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More reasons why I love you
[info]vsprtn
2009-01-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
"a sea oatmeal and motor oil" and "dog rape Cheney"

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Re: More reasons why I love you
[info]shaftogigsville
2009-01-18 01:49 am UTC (link)
I'll give you five bucks to dog rape Cheney.

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For the record
[info]bast_veiled
2009-01-18 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I was born in Nov, 1979.
In Jan, 2000, I was 20. In Dec, 2009, I will be 30.
So the Oughts encapsulated my twenties.
Yeah. Think about that for a second.
I would have much preferred to have had my twenties in the 90's.

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Re: For the record
[info]shaftogigsville
2009-01-21 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Mother of Christ.

I was going to say, "At least you didn't have to be a teen in the 80's," until I realized that's no consolation.

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